Good for PETA! Let's milk women instead of cows!! We could have milking stalls at the local mall where you could donate unwanted breast milk. No pump with you? No worries we have extras! A little shy? Well then, just pull this lovely privacy curtain around you. Bring your full container to the receptionist and she'll give you cash on the spot. It's that easy!
Why hasn't anyone thought of this earlier? Now, some of you moms are thinking that you have plenty of extra milk so this could be a great opportunity for you but what about those moms without extra milk? How ever will they choose - feed my baby or make ice cream?
And think of the extra choices you'd have at the local Ben & Jerry's store. Hmm, I think I'll have a Mooo-ther's Milk with chocolate sprinkles. Wait, are those milk chocolate sprinkles? No? Oh, um, then I'll have to pass on those. Just 2 scoops of Mooo-ther's Milk please.
Mmm, mmm! I'm hungry just thinking about it!
6 comments:
S.I.C.K.
Un-freaking-real. Especially as a mother who is currently being milked. Seriously, who would put themselves through that for something other than their sweet baby!
On a different note, I was just reading this woman's post on a pumping mom site and she pumped 10 ounces EACH time and pumped 10 times DAILY... count that, 100 OUNCES A DAY!!! (I get 25-26, sheesh)
Um, thanks, I'll pass. Peta is so freaking wierd. And I think I'll skip that restaurant in Switzerland-ya know, if I'm ever out that way. : )
HAHAHA oh my goodness that's great! They are insane!!! How nasty is that too... I would NOT feel comfortable drinking a woman's breast milk unless I was a 4 month old baby and it was my mom's!
sick is right. Those people are nuts.
Ewwwwwwwww!
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